Catherine Order's from New York, she moved to Akron from divorce 
With kid in tow and OCDs for all her cop eventualities 
Matt Chaos brings out her nervous stammer, he's whiskey, mug shots in the slammer 
His stubble has stubble, but the crooks are in trouble, 
Now they're seeing double, Akron's TV couple 

 
1st CHORUS 
Chaos & Order never agree 
Except when giving out third degrees 
She does it by the book, he does it by TV 
They always screen and book 'em, will love get a look in? 

 
Hey TV execs, have I got a show for you! 

 
On the streets the stakes are steep, it's murder in the Nielson Sweeps, 
Their sniffer dog has got a cold, their jive street snitch is far too old 
Think cheesy gags will make it better, spell it out in giant letters 
Theme tune is a winner, watch out if you're a sinner, 
But you can still watch them while you're eating your dinner 

 
Good Cop Bad cop x4 

 
REPEAT 1st CHORUS 

 
2nd CHORUS: Law Enforcement's oddest couple 
Antics sure to get a chuckle 
Wise-cracking word to the wise, but the Emmy is the ultimate prize 

 
REPEAT 1st and 2nd CHORUS